New Year’s Resolutions

New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Addicts

1. I will try to figure out why I really need 7 e-mail addresses.
2. I resolve to back up my 40GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe...
3. I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet.
4. I will think of a password other than "password."
5. I will not spend my money on Ebay.
6. I will stop sending e-mail, IM and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
7. When I hear a funny joke, I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
8. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.
9. I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
10. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.