Don't Take It Seriously ...

Don't Take It Seriously

• When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.
• When the DENTIST says, Open wide.
• When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?
• When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots
• When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?
• When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.
• When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
• When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall?
• When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it.